Guy Gets Revenge On Insufferably Annoying Coworker

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mattstaff
Sep 2, 2018 10:00 PM EDT

This guy's got the kind of coworker that sounds (easily) worse than most. The revenge that follows seems like it might've been inevitable. 

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    Text - ChefShwasty 2 days The man in the red shirt with the blurry face, let's call him D. D never shuts up. D likes to one-up people. D leaves the bathroom door closed without the fan on after taking a nasty because he thinks it's funny. D is loud. D gets upset very easily. D likes to pull rank on people when he has none. D likes to take every conversation and make it about himself, regardless of topic. D practices Tai-Chi in his front yard on a busy street, and complains when people stare. D h
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    Text - So far, this is his discovery: 7:30AM- I noticed him stop, look around, close his eyes, and seemingly try to listen for something. He shook it off and continued talking 8:15AM- He mentioned a car driving by playing some music that sounded familiar. No car passed. 8:45AM- Started humming the song after I had turned it down. 9:30AM-Asked what music I was playing on my computer. Came over, searched, found nothing. Looked at other coworker, who just shrugged Went back to talking 10:00AM- Turn
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    Text - 10:30AM- One of the warehousemen played "Stayin' Alive" on their warehouse speakers very loudly. D closed the door to the warehouse. I turned my speaker up. Five minutes later, he went into the warehouse, where a different song was playing. I turned down my speaker. He sat down, and started searching under his desk, presumably for a source of the noise. 11:00AM- He's leaving for lunch. Turned it up when he was in the bathroom so he could hear it through the bathroom ducting. Left in a hur
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    Text - 12:33PM He ran to the store for a pack of smokes. Working on rigging up a hard wire. There's an outlet up in the ceiling. Getting ext cable. 12:44PM Alright, so, it's back up and running with a slight problem... D just got back, and one of our guys is in the ceiling still 1:09PM I have to leave for lunch. Got our guy out of the ceiling after about ten minutes. Ill try to figure out how to update the original post, but I never have figured out how to do that... 'l work on it. Be back soon.
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    Text - 3:02 Oh shit guys he broke down and confronted us. Shouting shit like "I know you're doing this" etc etc. But he has no proof. He's now just sitting outside smoking and pouting haha. 3:17 He's back at his desk like nothing happened. Stayin Alive is still playing. Even customers can't hear it, so he's really confused. FINAL EDIT 4:01PM, He shot out of here like a cannon. When he grabbed his keys, I upped the volume to max, and everyone started dancing to the music (about five of us). He dr
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